Paris Hilton is going to Jail – Now, that’s hot!

Paris Hilton, girls gone wild white girl role model, is going to jail for 45 days. And, she will not be able to get out of this. While she will be seperated from the general population, this will be a harsh punishment for her. Without the drugs she likely uses to survive on a daily basis, I expect her to look similiar to a crack addict when she finishes her sentence. Remember, Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild Founder, is in deeper trouble for attempting to sneak drugs into jail. They are rich crack addicts. They are not likely on crack, but cocaine, weed, and whatever pills they take make them addicts like all the others.

This is good. She should be punished. She should get in trouble. Hopefully, she will learn a lesson and girls across the nation will see that there is punishment for your actions. If white privilege can’t get her out of this, then it seems like California is serious on cracking down on these fools.

Paris, get ready for the real “Siple Life!”